Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2005 | No Comments »
I got this in my email from my dad. Don’t you love science?
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. It was proposed to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats; the two [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2005 | No Comments »
The damage is done. The massacre is complete. All that is left is a torn and mutilated turkey carcass, and I have emerged as the victor.
Oh yes, Thanksgiving is over for this year. Here’s a recap of my day:
6:30am- Wake up and prepare for the day. I must be fully awake and alert to inflict [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 22, 2005 | 1 Comment »
I consider myself to be a reasonably educated fellow. I’m currently progressing through my nineteenth year of formal education, and while I’m not an Einstein, I hold desperately to the hope that I’m not a Bubba, either. O the deluded dreams to which we cling! Day after day, I find myself increasingly embarassed by my [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 20, 2005 | 2 Comments »
In celebration of my birthday (big 24), Janel and I made a jaunt over to the Streets at Southpoint, which is a super nice mall on the opposite side of the Triangle from Wake Forest. It’s a really cool setup–half of the mall is indoor, like a traditional mall. The other half of it is [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2005 | 1 Comment »
Hallelujah! I can see the end of this week within sight. Not to say that much is not left to be done for the next few days, but the vision of turkey and punkin’ pie is now becoming my motivation to finish well. Janel’s (the cute brunette who married me) entire extended family descends upon [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2005 | No Comments »
Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2005 | No Comments »
Whew. This week has been a whirlwind. I spent about 98% of my time outside class and work this past week chained to my laptop, working on a massive Ethics project that is due on Friday. Almost done. While I was staring at the endless pages of Microsoft Word, autumn made its debut here in [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 6, 2005 | No Comments »
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew, today. Thus speaks that great cinematic masterpiece, The Princess Bride, which I have enthusiastically been imbibing in today. Sunday afternoons are fantastic. Absolute quiet. Tranquility, if only for a few hours, marks the day. It is a blissful experience.
The Spaniard is now fighting the Six-Fingered Man, forcefully proclaiming, [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 2, 2005 | 2 Comments »
Insanity. Chaos. Sheer pandemoneum. This is my life now. And what am I doing instead of working? Blogging. That’s right- blogging. For all of you psychology majors, this blog has now become a coping mechanism. It’s like my drug. Escapism, if you will. It’s a wild conversation in my head that goes something like this:
Responsible [...]
