Okay, so I know that I’m a hypocrite. You see, I usually harass people when they allow excessive periods of time to go by without updating their blog. I am a blog-nerd and there are rules, people! We’ve covered this already. Now that I’ve confessed my guilt, let me explain.
I’ve been on Christmas break for almost six weeks now. It’s been awesome. I’ve slept. I’ve read. I’ve worked. I’ve played tennis, golf, and racquetball. Life has been good. I’ve also discovered a phenomenon. Blogging is an activity of evasion. Blogging has unbelievably magnetic power when you’ve got a million things demanding your simultaneous attention. It’s uncanny, really. Give me ten papers to write and I’ll author a blog-novel. Give me six weeks of freedom and suddenly the nuances of life aren’t so vivid anymore, and thus not worthy of a blog entry. I can’t explain it, but don’t mess with the system. This is my justification. So Lauren, no pictures needed.
And to all of my rabidly loyal readers (all five at last count), take heart! School begins yet again on Thursday, and the forecasters all predict a sharp spike in Drew’s stress level. Then the whole world shall prosper at the outflow of my wisdom. Good day.
DREWFUS! ok, first off…the “married maneater?!?!” what the crap is that? I still have that shirt by the way, but Zack doesn’t like it when I wear it. NUMBER 2: Amy says I need to post the picture. I may have to bribe you. So here are your choices…I name your first born child, you pay me $100/month for the next year, or I post the picture. So…what’ll it be Tinky? Don’t mess w/Maneater.
Um, so yeah…does it bug you enough that you’d like for the name to be changed? I’m going for sarcastic teasing, not cruel marriage-disrupting.
oh drew, I kiiiid! I kiiiiid! sarcasm always welcome…and always offered