Let me preface this post with a word about Dr. John Piper, Senior Pastor of Bethlehem Baptist Church in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I love John Piper. It was his writings that awakened my soul for the glory of God and completely revolutionized my entire Christian life at the end of my senior year at Auburn. I am much indebted to this man for his humility, scholarship, fearless preaching, and overwhelming passion for the glory of God in all things. I love John Piper.
With that being said, John Piper is a bad man. A very, very, bad man. That didn’t come from me–it came from his own lips. For proof, click here.
I hope none of my fellow Piper-ites take offense to this. It is the product of someone who obviously has too much time on his hands, but it made me laugh nevertheless. Thank God for laughter, and thank God for the work of John Piper.

Thanks Drew! I will also hopefully write about other topics besides Jackson (like what I am learning currently or what I have learned in seminary). Hope you are learning a lot this semester and I enjoy reading your blog—it is always entertaining!
John Piper is bad…wow, that gets funnier every time I listen to it. I can just picture him dancing in an alley.