After being on campus in class or independent study for most of the day, I have come home to settle in for additional reading. Just moments ago, as I was doing exactly as I had planned, a surreal experience hit me. As I reclined in my faux-leather desk chair, sipping a hot cup of coffee, and preparing to read a first-edition copy of William the Baptist (1877!), the strangest thought hit me. Musical notes, which I had previously not noticed, came together suddenly to inform me that my old English self, while reading the afore-mentioned book, was simultaneously tapping my toes to the music of Hilary Duff. Wow. That’s strange.
I’m not going to try to explain why I have Hilary Duff on my computer. Let’s just say that it was from an old contest I was forced to be a part of, and I guess I enjoyed it more than I thought.

this is why we call you tinky
dude, I will give you a list of good music longer than my… arm, if you will promise to take Hillary Duff off of your computer! Please! I’m begging you, for the sake of your soul!
That’s a good song and you performed admirably.